Musings of a Jealous Bastard
By: Lauren Metal
metelsky@gti.net
Category: I have no clue what this falls into!
Rating: PG-13. Sorry, but I have a bad mouth.
Spoilers: A bunch of 'um...

<< Author's note:  I was in too much of a bad
mood to actually write something nice and 'shippy, so I decided to try
something else.  Also, I'd like to thank my new friend LGW for comming up
with the title and Ali for beta reading.

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Damn him!

Fox Mulder is such a fucking bastard.

He killed Melissa, and he is going to kill Dana, too. It's bad enough that
he killed his own damn sister.

Abducted by aliens?!?  HA!  We all know the truth.

Now he's trying to take away my family, as well.  Mom loves him more than
she loves me. She's taken him in like some poor orphan child. He drove his own
mother away, so why the hell should he deserve mine?  Even Tara thinks he
is the greatest guy in the world. I'll have to knock some sense into her. She
wants him and Dana to be Matthew's godparents.  I don't think that he even
believes in God.  He is turning Dana into a Pagan, too.  Daddy would be so
upset with his 'Starbuck'.  It is too bad he died, you know.  I would have
loved to see him knock Spooky's block off.

Dana was always such a good Catholic girl.  Where did she go wrong?

The FBI.  That's plain and simple.

The cancer, the so-called 'abduction', Emily -- all the fault of one
government agency and a certain man that they partnered her with: FOX
FUCKING MULDER.  Even the name is annoying.

What's even worse is that she loves him.  She actually has feelings for the
prick. Maybe she hasn't admitted it yet, but it is so obvious. Otherwise,
she would have left the jerk a long time ago.

I wonder when she'll get smart?

Most likely never.

She'll probably just marry the bastard and live miserably ever after.
That'll be her loss, but mine too. I'll have to deal with him as a brother-in-law.
He'll come to all the Scully family parties, picnics, barbecues.
Everything.  To make matters worse, I'll have to be civil.


I guess I should just come to face the facts.  Dana Scully is in love with
the biggest piece of crap to ever walk this earth.  Maybe I'm just jealous or a
jerk, or both, but this is how I feel.  I just love my baby sis, and I
don't want to see her get hurt.  I should stop being protective; she isn't 16
anymore. It's just hard.

And I HATE FOX MULDER!

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Well, all done!  I hope you liked.  All feedback is greatly appreatiated at
metelsky@gti.net