TITLE:  155 Words 3; OR Wedding Bells and Slash (1/1)

AUTHOR:  Brandon D. Ray

DISTRIBUTION STATEMENT:  Anywhere and everywhere, so long as my name
stays on it and no money changes hands.

FEEDBACK:  Oh, hell yes....

SPOILER WARNING:  Fire

RATING:  PG

CONTENT WARNING:  Parody; Mulder and Scully married; slash

CLASSIFICATION:  SRA, MSR; Maggie/Skinner; Bill, jr./Phoebe Greene;
Langly/Byers; Frohike/Mulder's videos

SUMMARY:  More cliches...but I can quit anytime I want to.  Really.

DISCLAIMER:  Nope, I do not own these characters or situations.  If I
were THAT smart, I would be rich.


155 Words 3

OR

Wedding Bells and Slash


After they'd been having sex for a few days Mulder and Scully stopped
long enough to decide to get married.  They called Maggie and Skinner
and the Lone Gunmen and everybody flew to Las Vegas.

During the wedding Bill came and tried to stop them, but Scully beat him
up.  Then Phoebe came and tried to stop them, but Scully beat HER up.
Then Mulder and Scully got married.

Bill and Phoebe realized they had a lot in common and decided to get
married.  And they did.  Then Skinner and Maggie realized THEY had a lot
in common and decided to get married.  And they did.

Mulder and Scully had the bridal suite, and they let Phoebe and Bill use
the extra bedroom.  Skinner and Maggie got the couch, and Frohike got
Mulder's videos, but he kept the volume turned down so he wouldn't
disturb any of the newlyweds.  Byers and Langly got each other.



The End

--
"It's not till you get back to nature that you realize EVERYTHING'S out
to get you."

--Special Agent Dana Scully, "Quagmire"

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