Category:  Humor (hopefully)
Summary:  a continuation of Brandon Ray's hilarious "155 Words" series.
Disclaimer:  I don't own 'em, but if I did, HOOBOY!
feedback:  malefescent@hotmail.com

155 Words:  The Shortest (Only?) Krycek/Bill, Jr. fic
by Malefescent


Krycek was in a harbor-front bar after finishing a job.  He was sitting
next to a Navy officer who was ranting about something. Alex heard him
say the name "Mulder" and started to listen in.

"I wish he would just get away from my sister.  She'd be better off
without him."

"Hey," said Alex.  "I think he should get rid of Scully, too."  (He
wanted Mulder for himself.)

The man introduced himself as Bill, Jr.  They got to talking, coming up
with a plot to separate the two partners.  They got very drunk on
tequila.

They shared a taxi, since they were both too drunk to drive.

In the dark taxi, the drunk men eyed each other.

"You're a damn good looking man," Bill, Jr. said.
"You are too," Alex replied.

They kissed.

When they got back to Alex's motel, they went to his room and made hot
rodent love.

Then they plotted some more.